Jokes 21

Just Kidding

  • What dog smells the nicest?
    A shampoodle.
  • Why don’t you want to invite a soccer player to dinner?
    Because they are always dribbling.
  • What’s green and can jump one kilometre in one minute?
    A frog with hiccups.
  • What stays put when it goes off?
    An alarm clock.
  • What has a thumb and four fingers but isn’t alive?
    A glove.
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