Jokes

Just Kidding Why was the broom late for school?It over swept How much do pirates pay for […]

Just Kidding Why do toadstools grow so close together?They don’t need mushroom What do cats like to

Just Kidding Why was the apple so lonely?Because the banana split. What do you call a fairy

Just Kidding Why do bears have fur coats? Because they would look silly in rain coats. Why

Just Kidding Why do dragons sleep during the day?So they can fight nights. Who invented King Arthur’s

Just Kidding What do you call a 100 year-old ant? An Antique! Doctor, doctor, I keep getting

Just Kidding What do you give a sick pig?Oinkment Why are fish so intelligent?Because they live in

Just Kidding What did the dentist give the marching band?A tuba toothpaste Why did the bacon giggle?

Just Kidding How do you cut the sea in half?With a sea saw What kind of dance

Just Kidding What goes ZZUB ZZUB?A bee flying backwards What do you call a Roman emperor with